Jason has seen the twiLIGHT!

It is true. Last Saturday night Jason went with some of his football coaching buddies and saw the movie Twilight! And he LOVED it!!! Well...he said it wasn't as bad as he thought it was going to be. But he did say it had a good story and could have been a good movie if it didn't have so much cheese. What is to be learned from this? Never say never. (I guess I should mention that the wives of all the guys were there too. But is sounded much better saying that just the guys went.) Have I gone too far posting this?

Jason’s rebuttal:

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Let’s not get carried away with half truths on an issue that could jeopardize my man card. Yes, I did see Twilight and yes I said “it was not as bad as expected”, but I did not say it had a good story and I did not enjoy it. Frankly, the whole thing was disturbing. Vampires with excessive white powder and lipstick who live in a multi-million dollar mansion, drive luxury cars and move around the forest like flying squirrels is a little too freakish for me. Also, as a general rule, I don’t hang around with people whose every instinct is to kill me so I had a hard time understanding the premise of the movie. Overall, I left the movie feeling like I had just bathed in cheese whiz, and that was the best part. From young girls behind us crying to watching the Big 12 Conference championship on my phone, it was an unforgettable experience. Can I have my eight dollars back?